SaturdayOct 22, 2016
David Barry, Jr. (born July 3, 1947) is a bestselling American author and Pulitzer Prize-winning humorist who wrote a nationally syndicated column for the The Miami Herald from 1983 to 2005.
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
I couldn't help it. I can resist everything except temptation.
Oscar Fingal O'Flahertie Wills Wilde
No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous.
Henry B. Adams