FridayApr 26, 2024
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The phone company handles 84 billion calls a yeareverything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library.
I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
For fast acting relief, try slowing down.
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
Why is it when we talk to God, we're said to be prayingbut when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic?
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
We're all in this alone.
Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
A sobering thought what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?
Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.
No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.
We dont care. We dont have to. Were the phone company.
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat.
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