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We cannot look upon our lives as dreams of a dreamer who has no awakening in all time. We have a personality to which matter and force are unmeaning unless related to something infinitely personal, whose nature we have discovered, in some measure, in human love, in the greatness of the good, in the martyrdom of heroic souls, in the ineffable beauty of nature, which can never be a mere physical fact nor anything but an expression of personality. Rabindranath Tagore		Monday Oct 06, 2025
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About Roseanne Cherrie Barr

Roseanne Cherrie Barr

Roseanne Cherrie Barr

Roseanne Cherrie Barr (born November 3, 1952) is an Emmy Award-winning American comedian, actress and writer. At times in her career she has also been known as "Roseanne Arnold" and "Roseanne Thomas". On the opening credits of one final-season episode of her TV show, she was credited as "Roseanne Barr Pentland Arnold Thomas". For several years in the late 1990s and early 2000s, she was known simply as Roseanne, but by 2005 had resumed referring to herself by her maiden name, Roseanne Barr.

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Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.

The fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest.

I know how to do anything I'm a mom.

In Tulsa, restaurants have signs that say, 'Sorry, we're open.'

My husband and I didn't sign a prenuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month I can be myself.

The thing women have got to learn is that nobody gives you power. You just take it.

I figure if my kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job.

They're all mine.... Of course, I'd trade any one of them for a dishwasher.

Excuse the mess but we live here.

A good man doesn't just happen. They have to be created by us women. A guy is a lump like a doughnut.

Women are cursed, and men are the proof.

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Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

I have five kids from three marriages. I come from a trailer park. My sister and brother are both gay. I have multiple personalities.

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