FridayApr 19, 2024
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The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.
If it werent for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, wed still be eating frozen radio dinners.
Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive.
The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.
My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.
New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
There was this billy goat at a movie studio who found and ate a can of film. When a nanny asked him how he liked it, he said, 'It was all right but I liked the book better.'
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
People will pay more to be entertained than educated.
For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: 'Are you ready?'
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