FridayOct 02, 2026
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A diplomat is a person who: always knows what to talk about, but doesn't always talk about what he knows. always tries to settle problems created by other diplomats. can always make himself misunderstood. can bring home the bacon without spilling the beans. can say the nastiest things in the nicest way. can tell you to go to hell so tactfully that you look forward to the trip. comes right out and says what he thinks when he agrees with you. divides his time between running for office and running for cover. lets you do all the talking while he gets what he wants. puts his cards on the table, but still has some up each sleeve. will lay down your life for his country.
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