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Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich! Charles Martin "Chuck" Jones		Monday Jan 19, 2026
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About Thomas Andrew (Tom) Lehrer

	Thomas Andrew (Tom) Lehrer
	(1928-) American musical comedian & entertainer.

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I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

Life is like a sewer ... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

Disclaimer: If anyone disagrees with anything I say, I am quite prepared to not only retract it, but also to deny under oath I ever said it.

If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up about it.

The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability.

In one word he told me the secret of success in mathematics: plagiarize; only be sure always to call it ... research.

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

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