TuesdaySep 29, 2026
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Joe E. Lewis (January 12, 1902 - 4 June 1971), born Joseph Klewan, was an American comedian and singer.
I always wake up at the crack of ice.
I never went to school beyond the 3rd grade, but my mother taught me the difference between right and wrong.
Boys, I have been rich and I have been poor, and believe me being rich is better.
You only live once but if you work it right, once is enough.
There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.
I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.
Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.
Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.
Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people.
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