SaturdayMay 16, 2026
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But I don't like Spam!!!!
All things short and ugly, All creatures short and squat, All things green and gangrenous, The Lord God made the lot.
And now for something completely different.
I'm a lumberjack, And I'm OK, I sleep all night, And I work all day.
I think that all good, right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not, and I'm sick and tired of being told that I am.
New members urgently required for SUICIDE CLUB, Watford area.
Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean?
He's not the Messiah! He's a very naughty boy!
A reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20: Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy. And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals Now did the Lord say, First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
The excess of our youth are checks written against our age and they are payable with interest thirty years later.
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