SaturdayJul 25, 2026
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If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one.
Go to bed. Whatever you're staying up late for isn't worth it.
When there are starving people in the world, it seems wrong that so many of us Americans eat as much for entertainment as for nourishment.
We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones.
Last night we had three small zucchini for dinner that were grown within fifty feet of our back door. I estimate they cost somewhere in the neighborhood of $371.49 each.
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Death is a distant rumor to the young.
Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand.
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