SaturdayJun 06, 2026
Quotes: 53419 Authors: 9969
That's the secret to life ... replace one worry with another.
Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask 'Why me?' Then a voice answers 'Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.'
I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport.
Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.
No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
Lucy: Our teacher wants us to write an essay on praying. Charlie Brown: Praying is important when you wake up at two oclock in the morning feeling sick from eating something dumb the day before. Lucy: Ill just say we were out of town and I didnt have time to write anything.
There is no greater burden than great potential.
I've developed a new philosophy... I only dread one day at a time.
I can hear my heart beating. I can hear my stomach growling. I can hear my teeth grinding and my joints creaking. My bodys so noisy, I cant sleep.
I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Snoopy (musing on his rooftop): Good Grief! Is it November already? My life is going by too fast. I think someone pushed the 'Fast Forward' button.
A real friend is someone who knows all your faults, but likes you anyway.
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.
All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!
This is my depressed stance. When youre depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand.... The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then youll start to feel better.... If youre going to get any joy oujt of being depressed, youve got to stand like this.
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