MondayApr 29, 2024
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Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: 'Are you ready?'
For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
People will pay more to be entertained than educated.
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
There was this billy goat at a movie studio who found and ate a can of film. When a nanny asked him how he liked it, he said, 'It was all right but I liked the book better.'
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.
My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.
The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.
I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive.
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.
If it werent for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, wed still be eating frozen radio dinners.
The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.
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