TuesdayDec 06, 2016
PIANO, n. A parlor utensil for subduing the impenitent visitor. It is operated by pressing the keys of the machine and the spirits of the audience.
Ambrose Gwinett Bierce
Experience shows that success is due less to ability than to zeal. The winner is he who gives himself to his work body and soul.
SCRIBBLER, n. A professional writer whose views are antagonistic to one's own.