TuesdaySep 01, 2015
One nice thing about telling a clean joke is there's a good chance no one's heard it before.
Economists think the poor need to tell them that they are poor.
Peter Ferdinand Drucker
Wee Willie Winkie rins through the toun, Upstairs and dounstairs, in his nicht-goun, Tirlin' at the window, cryin' at the lock, 'Are the weans in their bed? for it 's nou ten o'clock.'