Famous, cool,
inspirational, funny,
love, life, great and other
quotes from movies,
books, bible and

Main Menu

Find Quote


Your first job is to prepare the soil. The best tool for this is your neighbor's motorized garden tiller. If your neighbor does not own a garden tiller, suggest that he buy one.

Oct 22, 2016

Quotes: 53419
Authors: 9969

Recent News

  • Feb 17, 2009 - Minor interface improvements.
  • Feb 11, 2009 - Site had been moved to a new, faster web server.
  • Jan 09, 2008 - Contact form implemented. Also some copyright / terms of use notes publshed.
  • Jan 08, 2008 - Quotes by source functionality improved. Other cosmetic changes.
  • Jan 04, 2008 - Quick Search functionality added. More advanced search is on the go.
  • Jan 03, 2008 - Word cloud functionality added. Also all site news are now available on one page.
  • Jan 02, 2008 - Added biographies of the authors. Better support for languages other then english
See More

Word Cloud

See More

Random Person of the Day: David Barry, Jr.

David Barry, Jr.

David Barry, Jr.

David Barry, Jr. (born July 3, 1947) is a bestselling American author and Pulitzer Prize-winning humorist who wrote a nationally syndicated column for the The Miami Herald from 1983 to 2005.

Random Quotes