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The function of RAM is to give us guys a way of deciding whose computer has the biggest, studliest, most tumescent MEMORY. This is important, because with todays complex software, the more memory a computer has, the faster it can produce error messages. So the bottom line is, if youre a guy, you cannot have enough RAM. David Barry, Jr.		Monday Dec 22, 2025
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There's more violence in one football game than there is in an entire hockey season, and nobody ever talks about that. Keith Philip George Allen

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	Keith Philip George Allen
	Keith Philip George Allen (born 2 June 1953) is an comedian, actor, singer and writer. He has adopted the persona of a working - class Cockney, but is in reality a Welsh former public-schoolboy. Read More

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There's more violence in one football game than there is in an entire hockey season, and nobody ever talks about that.