ThursdayDec 26, 2024
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Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.
If you haven't got charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
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