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You can imagine my embarrassment when I killed the wrong guy. Joseph 'Joe Cargo' Valachi		Tuesday Jul 01, 2025
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I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't. Victor Borge

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	Victor Borge
	Victor Borge (January 3, 1909 - December 23, 2000) was a Danish-American humorist, entertainer and pianist, affectionately known as the Clown Prince of Denmark and the Great Dane. Read More

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Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.

Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

I know canned music makes chickens lay more eggs and factory workers produce more. But how much more can they get out of you on an elevator?

I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.