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A friend called me up the other day and talked about investing in a dot-com that sells lobsters. Internet lobsters. Where will this end? The next day he sent me a huge package of lobsters on ice. How low can you stoop? Donald John Trump		Sunday Jan 11, 2026
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Ah, yes, I wrote the 'Purple Cow' I'm sorry, now, I wrote it! But I can tell you, anyhow, I'll kill you if you quote it. Frank Gelett Burgess

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	Frank Gelett Burgess
	Frank Gelett Burgess (January 30, 1866 - September 18, 1951) was an artist, art critic, poet, author, and humorist. He was born in Boston, and graduated from Massachusetts Institute of Technology with a B.S., in 1887. Read More

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Ah, yes, I wrote the 'Purple Cow' I'm sorry, now, I wrote it! But I can tell you, anyhow, I'll kill you if you quote it. I never saw a purple cow I never hope to see one But I can tell you, anyhow I'd rather see than be one.