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Sure, I rose the wrong way today, I have had such damnd ill luck every way. Aphra Behn		Friday Jan 02, 2026
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If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want fries with that?' John Marwood Cleese

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	John Marwood Cleese
	John Marwood Cleese (born 27 October 1939) is an Award winning English comedian and actor. He is best known for being one of the founding members of the renowned comedy group Monty Python, and as the writer and star of the popular television comedy Fawlty Towers . Read More

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I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me. I used to desire many, many things, but now I have just one desire, and thats to get rid of all my other desires. If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want fries with that?'