SaturdayMay 30, 2026
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An Act of God was defined as something which no reasonable man could have expected.
As my poor father used to say In 1963, Once people start on all this Art Goodbye, moralitee! And what my father used to say Is good enough for me.
A dull speaker, like a plain woman, is credited with all the virtues, for we charitably suppose that a surface so unattractive must be compensated by interior blessings.
The Englishman never enjoys himself except for a noble purpose.
Dont lets go to the dogs tonight, For mother will be there.
People must not do things for fun. We are not here for fun. There is no reference to fun in any Act of Parliament.
The critical period in matrimony is breakfast-time.
The conception of two people living together for twenty-five years without having a cross word suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.
Well, fancy giving money to the Government! Might as well have put it down the drain. Fancy giving money to the Government! Nobody will see the stuff again. Well, theyve not idea what moneys for Ten to one theyll start another war. Ive heard a lot of silly things, but, Lor! Fancy giving money to the Government!
This high official, all allow, Is grossly overpaid, There wasnt any Board; and now There isnt any trade.
Harriet, Hi! Light of my eye! Come to the pictures and have a good cry, For its jolly old Saturday, Mad-as-a-hatter-day, Nothing-much-matter-day-night!
The Common Law of England has been laboriously built about a mythical figurethe figure of The Reasonable Man.
If nobody said anything unless he knew what he was talking about, a ghastly hush would descend upon the earth.
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