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There is bound to be a certain amount of trouble running any country. If you are president, the trouble happens to you. But if you are a tyrant you can arrange things so that most of the trouble happens to other people. Don Marquis		Tuesday Aug 18, 2026
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It is said that life begins when the fetus can exist apart from its mother. By this definition, many people in Hollywood are legally dead. James Douglas Muir "Jay" Leno

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	James Douglas Muir "Jay" Leno
	James Douglas Muir "Jay" Leno (April 28, 1950) is an Emmy Award-winning American comedian and television host, who succeeded Johnny Carson as host of The Tonight Show in 1992, and as of 2007 has served as host for roughly half the amount of time that Carson served. Read More

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'I am not just another notch on your belt?' she asked him. 'Of course not.' he said as he put a mark on the chalkboard.

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology.

If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.

If Jay spent as much time studying as he does trying to be a comedian, hed be a big star.

It is said that life begins when the fetus can exist apart from its mother. By this definition, many people in Hollywood are legally dead.

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak.