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People tend to think I'm always aggressive and strong. The truth is, I've always been wracked with self-loathing, which leads me into terrible, self paralysing depressions. When I go down to this place, I feel so empty and overwhelmed I can barely move. But perversely, I find these traits in a man unacceptable I can't stand someone who can out-depress me. You know that scene in Babe where the farmer clog-dances for the pig? Sometimes I'm the sick pig and I need a farmer to cheer me up. And when things get bad, my boyfriend does dance for me, and it never fails to make me laugh. He's a pretty snappy dancer. Shirley Ann Manson		Saturday Feb 21, 2026
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The American government is making nuclear weapons like there's no tomorrow. Emo Philips

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	Emo Philips
	Emo Philips (born Phil Soltanec, Feb 7, 1956 in Downers Grove, Illinois) is an American entertainer and comedian. Much of his standup comedy stems from the use of paraprosdokians, and garden path sentences. Read More

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The American government is making nuclear weapons like there's no tomorrow.