TuesdayMay 12, 2026
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Special delivery, a behm, were you expecting one? ... A Behm? Ahhhaaaahhhaaaoooww
Clouseau: Do you have a REUM? Inn Keeper: I do not know what a REUM iz! Clouseau: Zimma Inn Keeper: Ahhh.. a RRRUUUMMM! Clouseau: That is what I have been saying you idiot! REUM!
François: Do you know what kind of a bomb it was? Clouseau: Yes, the exploding kind.
François: Gesundheit! Clouseau: Yes, I kneow that, I kneow that.
Is there anybody hiding there in the dark?
Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.
You'll catch your death of cold. Clouseau: Yes, yes I probably will but ... its all part of life's rich pageantry, you kneau.
Dreyfus: MINKEY??? You said MINKEY!!! Clouseau: Yes... a Chimpanzee Minkey.
Clouseau: Does yer dewg bite? Inn Keeper: No Clouseau: Nice Doggy (bends down to pet a dachshund it snarls and bites him) I thought you said yer dewg did not bite! Inn Keeper: Zat ... iz not my dog!
Housekeeper: You've ruined that piano! Clouseau: What is the price of one piano, compared to the terrible crime that has been committed here Housekeeper: But that's a priceless Steinway! Clouseau: Nyot Anymeur.
I am here to fix the problem with yer pheaun.
Madame, that is by far the ugliest nose I have ever seen and I compliment you on it, it suits you!
Mehrder?? . . what Mehrder?
Relax, I'll get it. (said to Kato after Clouseau knocks him unconscious)
This IZ Chief Inspector Clouseau speaking on the pheaun.
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