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People tend to think I'm always aggressive and strong. The truth is, I've always been wracked with self-loathing, which leads me into terrible, self paralysing depressions. When I go down to this place, I feel so empty and overwhelmed I can barely move. But perversely, I find these traits in a man unacceptable — I can't stand someone who can out-depress me. You know that scene in Babe where the farmer clog-dances for the pig? Sometimes I'm the sick pig and I need a farmer to cheer me up. And when things get bad, my boyfriend does dance for me, and it never fails to make me laugh. He's a pretty snappy dancer.

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Bobby Slayton

Bobby Slayton

Bobby Slayton (born May 25, 1955) is an American stand-up comedian known as "The Pit Bull of Comedy". Slayton, a native of Scarsdale, New York, is probably best known for a supporting role in the 2001 film Bandits . He is number eighty on Comedy Central's list of the 100 Greatest Stand-ups of All Time.

He played Joey Bishop in the 1998 movie: The Rat Pack and a character named simply "Slayton" in The Mind of the Married Man .

Slayton lives in Los Angeles with his wife; they have one daughter, actress Natasha Slayton.

As of April 23, 2007, Slayton is playing an open ended engagement in the newly created Nite Owl Showroom at Hooters Casino Hotel in Las Vegas.

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