FridayJul 24, 2026
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat.
We dont care. We dont have to. Were the phone company.
No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.
The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.
Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
A sobering thought what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?
Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
We're all in this alone.
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
Why is it when we talk to God, we're said to be prayingbut when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic?
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
For fast acting relief, try slowing down.
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library.
The phone company handles 84 billion calls a yeareverything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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