WednesdayApr 01, 2026
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Shopping is better than sex. If you're not satisfied after shopping you can make an exchange for something you really like.
Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies.
If you live your life with your head up your a**, you'll always experience the same old s**t.
Living in a vacuum sucks.
Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out.
If the shoe fits, it's too expensive.
Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.
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