TuesdayJun 02, 2026
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Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.
If the shoe fits, it's too expensive.
Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out.
Living in a vacuum sucks.
If you live your life with your head up your a**, you'll always experience the same old s**t.
Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies.
Shopping is better than sex. If you're not satisfied after shopping you can make an exchange for something you really like.
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