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In short, Roberto privately concluded, if you would avoid wars, never make treaties of peace.

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About Henry "Henny" Youngman

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Henry "Henny" Youngman

Henry "Henny" Youngman (March 16, 1906 - February 24, 1998) was a British-born American comedian and violinist famous for "one-liners," short, simple jokes usually delivered rapid-fire. His best known (and oft misattributed) one-liner was "Take my wife—please".

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