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And so no force, however great, Can stretch a cord, however fine, Into a horizontal line That shall be absolutely straight. Quoted as an example of accidental metre and rhyme. William Whewell		Saturday Jul 11, 2026
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I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back. Henry "Henny" Youngman

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	Henry "Henny" Youngman
	Henry "Henny" Youngman (March 16, 1906 - February 24, 1998) was a British-born American comedian and violinist famous for "one-liners," short, simple jokes usually delivered rapid-fire. His best known (and oft misattributed) one-liner was "Take my wife—please". Read More

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I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.