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Tell me not, in mournful numbers, Life is but an empty dream! For the soul is dead that slumbers, And things are not what they seem. Life is real! Life is earnest! And the grave is not its goal; Dust thou art, to dust returnest, Was not spoken of the soul Henry Wadsworth Longfellow		Friday Apr 25, 2025
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I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back. Henry "Henny" Youngman

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	Henry "Henny" Youngman
	Henry "Henny" Youngman (March 16, 1906 - February 24, 1998) was a British-born American comedian and violinist famous for "one-liners," short, simple jokes usually delivered rapid-fire. His best known (and oft misattributed) one-liner was "Take my wife—please". Read More

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I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.