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'You cannot believe what you are saying.' 'Well, no. Hardly ever. But the philosopher is like the poet. The latter composes ideal letters for an ideal nymph, only to plumb with his words the depths of passion. The philosopher tests the coldness of his gaze, to see how far he can undermine the fortress of bigotry.' Umberto Eco		Monday May 11, 2026
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I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back. Henry "Henny" Youngman

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	Henry "Henny" Youngman
	Henry "Henny" Youngman (March 16, 1906 - February 24, 1998) was a British-born American comedian and violinist famous for "one-liners," short, simple jokes usually delivered rapid-fire. His best known (and oft misattributed) one-liner was "Take my wife—please". Read More

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I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.