SaturdaySep 06, 2025
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
Some people think of the glass as half full. Some people think of the glass as half empty. I think of the glass as too big.
May evil spirits be confused on the way to your door.
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose ... it'll be much harder to detect.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a moron.
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