WednesdaySep 23, 2026
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Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a moron.
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose ... it'll be much harder to detect.
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
May evil spirits be confused on the way to your door.
Some people think of the glass as half full. Some people think of the glass as half empty. I think of the glass as too big.
There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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