SundayJun 29, 2025
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Rita Rudner (17 September 1956 - ) is an American comedienne and writer.
Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. Thats how rich I want to be.
Whenever I date a guy, I think, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didnt want him to.
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.
Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.
I love being married. Its so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'
I've never seen a man walk into a party and say 'Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed; get me out of here. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo.'
A good place to meet men is at the dry cleaners. These men have jobs and usually bathe.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Cats are a waste of fur.
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives.
My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.
Before I met my husband I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times.
My mother buried three husbands ... and two of them were only napping.
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.
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