SundayMay 10, 2026
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Calvin: I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Calvin: There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
Calvin: Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out-of-body experience.
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.
Calvin: Medically speaking:. That's love?!?..... Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
Calvin: Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
It's a magical world, Hobbes, Ol' Buddy ... let's go exploring! 12/31/95
Calvin: There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
Calvin: I say, if your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
Calvin: It's a magical world, Hobbes, Ol' Buddy ... let's go exploring!
Calvin: That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
Calvin: Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man? Hobbes: I'm not sure man needs the help.
Calvin to Hobbes: Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.
Calvin is named after John Calvin (1509-1564), a leader of the Reformation. John Calvin was well-known for expressing his opinions in a most lucid, logical and convincing manner. Six-year old Calvin is similarly eloquent in the expression of his opinions
Calvin: There's no problem that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse.
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