MondayJul 27, 2026
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How you use today will determine how tomorrow uses you.
Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
Many a standing ovation has been caused by someone jumping to his feet in an effort to beat the rest of the audience to the parking lot.
Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.
Poise: The ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.
Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air.
Somebody figured it out we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments.
Always remember, money isn't everything but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.
This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.
For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown into innings.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
An exhaustive study of police records shows that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.
Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.
Saying 'Gesundheit' doesn't really help the common cold but its about as good as anything the doctors have come up with.
Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?
Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money.
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen.
Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be done.
Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas.
Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.
One way to get high blood-pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.
To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.
A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women but not far enough to lose his balance.
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