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A plane is a bad place for an all-out sleep, but a good place to begin rest and recovery from the trip to the faraway places you've been, a decompression chamber between Here and There. Though a plane is not the ideal place really to think, to reassess or reevaluate things, it is a great place to have the illusion of doing so, and often the illusion will suffice. Shana Alexander		Tuesday Dec 09, 2025
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If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all. Rodney Dangerfield

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	Rodney Dangerfield
	Rodney Dangerfield (November 22, 1921 - October 5, 2004), born Jacob Cohen, was an American comedian and actor, best known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect" and his monologues on that theme. Read More

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Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, 'What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?' If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all. My wife's a water sign. I'm an earth sign. Together we make mud. My mother didn't breast-feed me. She said she liked me as a friend. I have an Egyptian cat. He leaves a pyramid in every room.