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The study of mathematics is apt to commence in disappointment.... We are told that by its aid the stars are weighed and the billions of molecules in a drop of water are counted. Yet, like the ghost of Hamlet's father, this greatest science eludes the efforts of our mental weapons to grasp it. Alfred North Whitehead		Saturday Sep 06, 2025
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I have an Egyptian cat. He leaves a pyramid in every room. Rodney Dangerfield

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	Rodney Dangerfield
	Rodney Dangerfield (November 22, 1921 - October 5, 2004), born Jacob Cohen, was an American comedian and actor, best known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect" and his monologues on that theme. Read More

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Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, 'What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?' If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all. My wife's a water sign. I'm an earth sign. Together we make mud. My mother didn't breast-feed me. She said she liked me as a friend. I have an Egyptian cat. He leaves a pyramid in every room.