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Education, n.: That which discloses the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.
Learning, n. The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious.
There are four kinds of Homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.
A cynic is a blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, and not as they ought to be.
Politics is the conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
Education: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.
Admiration, n. Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and exposing them to the critic.
Photograph: a picture painted by the sun without instruction in art.
Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.
The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.
Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.
Inventor: A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers and springs, and believes it civilization.
Academy: A modern school where football is taught.
Pray, v.: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
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