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The little girl saw her first troop parade and asked, 'What are those?' 'Soldiers.' 'What are soldiers?' 'They are for war. They fight and each tries to kill as many of the other side as they can.' The girl held still and studied. 'Do you know ... I know something.' 'Yes, what is it you know?' 'Sometime they'll give a war and nobody will come.'

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Woody Allen

Woody Allen

Woody Allen (born Allen Stewart Königsberg on December 1, 1935) is a three-time Academy Award-winning American film director, writer, actor, jazz musician, comedian and playwright. His large body of work and cerebral film style, mixing satire, wit and humor, have made him one of the most respected and prolific filmmakers in the modern era. Allen writes and directs his movies and has also acted in the majority of them. For inspiration, Allen draws heavily on literature, philosophy, psychology, Judaism, European cinema and New York City, where he was born and has lived his entire life.

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